Thursday, February 3, 2011

Phone Call From Cousin

This  is  an  actual  call  from  my  cousin  the  day  after  I  told  her  that  I'm  the  voice  behind  Ariona  Taylor.

BB  rings,  Me  in  sleepy  voice:  Hello?

Cousin:  Hey,  girl.  Are  you  writing  on  your  blog  now?

Me:  No,  it's  6am.  Why  are  you  calling  so  early?

Cousin:  My  car  broke  down  on  my  way  to  work.  I'm  stuck  on  Hwy  421.

Me:  So  you  need  a  ride?

Cousin:  Yeah  for  today,  but  I  could  use  a  new  car.

Me:  You  and  everybody  else.  Look,  I'm  half  sleep.  What  do  you  need?

Cousin:  I  was  thinking  you  could  get  me  a  new  car!  My  mama  said  you  brought  a  new  plasma.  I  mean  we're  family  so  we  should  help  each  other  out.

Me:  All  your  friends  read  my  blog?

Cousin:  Yeah!  That's  all  we  talk  about  and  when  I  told  them  you  was  my  cousin,  they  wanted  meet  you!

Me:  Really?  I  may  just  do  that.  I'll  give  them  a  shout  out  on  the  blog.

Cousin:  So  will  you  help  me  get  a  new  car?

Me:  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Cousin:  Hello?  Hello?


To  my  cousin's  friends  at  the  Crazy  Horse  strip  club:  WHAT'S  UP?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're so damn stupid. LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I get an alert every time you post new content. Your cousin is a stripper and can't afford a car? That's how it is when you become famous!!!

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