This is an actual call from my cousin the day after I told her that I'm the voice behind Ariona Taylor.
BB rings, Me in sleepy voice: Hello?
Cousin: Hey, girl. Are you writing on your blog now?
Me: No, it's 6am. Why are you calling so early?
Cousin: My car broke down on my way to work. I'm stuck on Hwy 421.
Me: So you need a ride?
Cousin: Yeah for today, but I could use a new car.
Me: You and everybody else. Look, I'm half sleep. What do you need?
Cousin: I was thinking you could get me a new car! My mama said you brought a new plasma. I mean we're family so we should help each other out.
Me: All your friends read my blog?
Cousin: Yeah! That's all we talk about and when I told them you was my cousin, they wanted meet you!
Me: Really? I may just do that. I'll give them a shout out on the blog.
Cousin: So will you help me get a new car?
Cousin: Hello? Hello?
To my cousin's friends at the Crazy Horse strip club: WHAT'S UP?